I’m BACK…and a HUGE announcement!

I realize that I’ve been a very bad blogger lately, and I apologize for disappearing for as long as I did.  This past week has been a blur for me and while I would love to blame my absence on laziness, that is a word that does not exist in my world!  So since I know you’re dying to know why I’ve been absent (yes I do assume that you want to know) I will tell you.

First of all the obvious—kids and school—that seems to be a recurring theme around here…oh wait that could also be called life.  Between all four kids giving me hell on a regular basis (remind me to tell you all about the incident at Wal Mart where I nearly socked an old lady for talking crap about my two year old…yep I was that mom for 2.2 seconds) and school taking up way more of my time than I would like, it just seems like I don’t have enough hours in the day (or Xanax in the bottle…kidding, kidding, that part is only a joke) to get everything done…so blogging has had to take a back seat to life. 

I’ve also been driving myself crazy planning our vacation to Tennessee next month and just because I love biting off more than I can chew and because apparently I’m a glutton for punishment I decided that it would be a good idea to take the WHOLE family with us…all 19 of us!  Now thankfully my family and my fiancé's family seem to get along pretty well, BUT we’ve never had a 4 night long slumber party either so we shall see…God please let everyone be on their best behavior!

And last but most certainly not least the not so obvious reason I’ve been MIA…you ready for it?  I’m getting married!  Yes, I typed it, yes, you read it correctly…I.am.getting.married!  Now I know I don’t talk about my personal life much on my blog, you know beyond telling you how much I loved trying out all the sex toys EF sent me, but be prepared to start hearing a lot more about it.  This blog is my safe haven and I’m sure I’m going to need somewhere to spew my distaste for all things involved in this wedding.  Don’t get me wrong I am genuinely happy and excited about being married, I just loathe everything involved in “putting a ring on it”. 

So stay tuned I’m sure this is going to be one long, bumpy road!  Oh did I mention I’m getting married in 4 weeks?  Not quite Khloe Kardashian style, but close enough!